Photos of BBQ & JB

Wheres N.A.T ?!?!
Thats like the slogan when we took shots tt day.

Mr Koil & Kia blogged the funny version already so let me do it emo-ly...

We hardly get the chance to have all 5 of us out together other den being in sch -_-

School is startin and everyone is separated...

No worries to that though coz i got a BASTARD FREN who always call when im resting at home telling me how bored she is!
Mr Koil who is always ok with last minute meetings! (recently tt doesnt seem e case anymore~)
N.A.T whose always being drag to come out with us!
And lastly Val whose always not with us! (u better take a moment to reflect!)
Hopefully theres still time for outings...

All the best for next sem!

Oh and with regards to the happenings for those pictures, pls check out Koil(BITCH NO.2) & Kia's(Bastard Fren) blog...
I cant be bother to go into details -_-

Woman gave birth to mud shrimp

I was tellin my friends abt an article on tis woman who gave birth to mud shrimp.
They didnt seem to believe me. So i said i would blog abt it.
But the problem is, i cant rem exactly where i read it from so i when to google and did some searchin...
Heres the story ...
Btw if u r to lazy to finish readin it all, scroll to the btm of the entry n read the conclusion...

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup.
The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.
The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.
The medics found a lesbian>XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t when she was torturing it.
Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

Ok so heres the story... but while going through the web searchin for the best one to blog on, i saw this

Analysis
Could ocean-dwelling "mud shrimp" conceivably incubate and then hatch in a woman's vagina? No, not a chance. Not unless she had ice-cold salt water coursing through her veins. Anyway, lobsters have nothing to do with mud shrimp - they don't eat them, they don't give birth to them, they don't hang out together. The story is completely implausible.

-_-

Hmm...

Can i see you?
Tts wt i wanna say.

But i thot u might be .i...
I thot u might not wanna ...t
I thot u might be ..s.

I just dun hv the courage
-PEACE-

When Is All This Pain Gonna Quit

Its the last day of the wake...
Sent my ah ma (mum's mum) to CCK cemetery...

Passing through all the tombs,
memories of my ah ma (dad's mum) came pouring into my mind...

You left me 7 yrs ago...
But the wound in my heart is so deep tt till this day when i tink of u,
pain releases itself to drown me...
The pain is so unbearable that i cant ignore...


labelled : ah ma-less -_-

Jerene Tan!

Heres a re-use of my 20k spent on ur bday 2 yrs back! lol

Ive promised you a testi dunno how many years back but nothing has been written...

The problem is, I seriously cant find the best & right words to tell you how much i love you as my besti.

Jer, you are one friend whom i wanna spend my next 10,20 or 30 years with.
I wish you will be in my life story till i leave this world.

We both have our realistic life we gotta catch up with...
We dun meet everyday & chat daily but you are definately in my heart all day!

Im SOOO ATTACHED TO U!!!
LOVE YOU!!!

PS.enjoy ur gentin trip yah... im sorry i cant join u

You will always stay loved & remembered

All plans cancelled...
Im sorry to those whose plans had to change coz of me.

I was in JB when i recieve the news tt my grandma just passed away.
I called my sis and she was in an unstable state to talk.
The journey home seem so long...

I was told tt you are fine before i prepare myself for the holiday.
But all of a sudden, you left this world.
I can swallow my emotions.
But its too tedious for me to see my loved ones in pain.

To my friends...
ill be fine.. No worries k.
Just dun keep asking if im ok and i will be :)
Loves

Swissotel

As most of u noe from my previous entry,

Kel, Kia, Nat & i went to Swissotel to study for our exams...

Thz to Jo, we got it at a cheap price.

It aint a stupid idea studyin there!

We got all the comfort and a nice view!

Heres a video and all the pics we took!

We are figuring out how we can mk good use of the piece of brown sheet

Install Install Install

Reformatted my desktop today... Been too lazy to deal with my files tt the C drive went crazy!!!

The formatting was stil bearable... Its the reinstalling of all my programs and arranging of my music files tt sucks!!! n yah im still not done with it~ haiz nobody understand!

Anyway, ive got an achievement which is actually y i blog abt tis haha... I found my wire to connect my com to my tv n

TADA!!!!!

Occupied!

Shall be gone for 3 days ... As you can see busy studyin -_- exams is startin tml!
Adios!

World of Confusion

Are you ok?
Are you feeling alright?
Everytime i ask these questions,
I fear that im making things worst for you.

I can play dumb to make you smile.
I can crap to make you laugh.
But that will only cure you for the moment of time.
Worried that things will be worst for you when you are alone.

Things run wild in my mind.
Whats the thing thats tearing you apart?
Its painful running away from reality and its torments.
Life is beautiful.
But it will never be perfect if you do not mend your feelings.

Tired~

Just because im quiet
doesnt mean im a loner
doesnt mean im ignoring you
it just shows that i dun wanna talk

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A gentle reminder

Creeps

a baby born with a second penis on his BACK.

Im Urs Lyrics

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
And now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
Ah, la peaceful melody
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Dpb 0108

Our Wedding Cake projects!!!

Sex & The City

Went tanning tis afternoon... hmm supposingly tanning but the sun wasnt strong enough so had a swim instead... As usual, flu after swim -_-

After tt, went to watch Sex & The City ... they have a great sense of humor!!! well its another must watch movie!

After the show, ive decided to go home straight instead of stayin for a drink so tt i can prepare a little for my exam tml... seldom doin such rational decision and just when i did, i risk myself falling sick! Freaking heavy rain start falling on me -_-

Hopefully my body stand up for me when god of rain is punishing me!

Flu + Air-Con + Rain = Life is Beautiful! ( Yupz i noe im random )

Ok anyway, the morale of the entry is go catch Sex & the City before it ends... tts if u r above 18!

Sinful

It all started with prawnin ~ we gt ourself 30+ or was it 40+ prawns for dinner... Alright 20 of dem was donated by a nice couple who got demself way too much prawns.

Pathetic as it sounds... 6 of us got less den 20 in 4hrs n the couple can actually hv too much to consume... just imagine how many they are bringin home -_-

anyway, we prepared our own dinner with the LIVE PRAWNS!!!

1.KEL cuts the filters (if its the rite word)

2.N.A.T & I bbq the LIVE prawns (freako~ its gifin me nightmares man lol the prawns are lky stil freakin struggling when half of the body is already cooked) MURDERERS!!! Oh n tis is when all the misfortune struck me!!! @#$%@&^%#%@^%#^%*^%@

3.Ahmad, Chenny & KIA peel the prawns n feed us (its hot... u guys could wait awhile before peelin... dun unds y u guys love torturin urself-_-) PEACE

Alright with regards to all the suayness, @^#%&(*(@!

1.Was cabbin home n the cabby dunno rushin for wt sia... did a sudden brake! as i was crossin my legs on the seats, my head when crashin onto the front seat-_-

2.Ok theres lky so many more but my defective mind is not working rite now thus i cant actually recall anything so just skip pass it all n let me announce the worst! My test for the puff paste flunk~ I dun usually hv problem with tis stupid puffs... did lky dunno how many time already n for tis test, the puff just wouldnt get in shape -_- wtf man... waste my 3 hrs dealing with it~

Desperately in need to wash away my sins! Sorry prawns -_-

Kung Fu Panda Rockxxx!!!

Fabulous animation!!! The storyline is lame but I LOVE the way they convey demself & their expression !!! Damn funny la ... But well theres spoilers in the cinema... Mr Kel n Ling... Their laughter sux! chill man... just feel lky scoldin ppl -_- Anyway, dun MISS THE SHOW !!!!

Eating mangosteen at Bugis Kopitiam ... Aunties wannabe -_" thz to bastard fren kialing!!!

Happy Birthday Denise!!!

Firstly, I would lky to thz Denise for reminding me that its Denise's birthday today -_-

Im soSOOSooso sorry... But who cares rite haha you guys noes im terrible with dates... As such, this does not reflect I am a care-less person, but let’s just say the best way to remember our friend’s birthday is to forget it once. (Hmm i stil dont tink it will work for me so remind me again nx yr)

Wtever it is, i did something for u...

Wishes from US

Celeste To U :
Happy Birthday Denise! U've been a super nice friend apart from that a very great colleague. We had laughter, sadness and sweat altogether. Ill nv forget our lovely memories. I hope our friendship nv ends. And i love u! U know i do! Hope u had an enjoyable bday. Once again happy bday.
With Lotsa love!

Claudia To U :

Denise, ure so sweet to surprise me with the nail polish. Thank U! Im so sorry that i forget ur bday. :( but nvm la coz last year we very sweet mah. :) HaHa! Happy birthday lil one!

Loves

Jerene To U :
Dearest Denise! A smackalicious and smashing 24th bdae to you!!!!! Hope u had a good one and stay stylish and pretty always.
Loves, Jerene!

Jane & Family To U:
Happy Bday To U
Happy Bday To U
Happy Bday To Denise!
Happy Bday To U

Ming To U:

Yo! Its me =) HAPPY HATCH DAY!! May everything u wish for come true for u, n all the best in whatever u do! Ur love life as well -_=

Paint the town red, its ur day!!

Misses

Zinc To U:
Woof Woof Woof Woof! ( I tink he said happy birthday to u! )

Me To U :
Denise!!! it has been a long time and we do have good old times together, even though there were times we have always been quarrelling and yah the non-stop naggings... But u know at the end of the day such argumentations will end us cherishing each another. You have been a very good friend and colleague. Celeste used my lines (And i love u! U know i do!) So, im gonna do it a different way... U know i love u! N YESH i noe u love me too!
Have a good year ahead and have an enjoyable birthday – day.
LOVE U !

Doesnt kill to hv hopes

We ‘fall’ in love, not walk not run not roll because like a fall, it is unintentional.

I thought of u as a really good fren but I realized tt my feelings there didn’t end.
I was afraid to tell u as I didn’t noe wt u would do.
Den I heard u felt the same way, and those words were so easy to say.
Since the very start, u hv been in my heart.

The temptation of your love is one I refuse to fight,
you have a strong grasp on my heart.
I adore each thing about u,
for u there's nothing I cannot do.

Good things are worth waiting for.
If it’s true, Ur great!
I miss u lots. But I’m happy when I think of u.
Wherever I go or Whatever I do, I see your smiling face in my mind.
U can smooth all loneliness.

I do not wan to be frail,
neither do i wanna love spiritlessly.
Hope is one thing I don’t let go.

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Im advertising tis for my fren...
So if anyone of you is interested, pls contact him directly

iphone - fully unlocked
$768 (free screen protector)



Psp Slim - Modified (all colours except red)
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Sick in the brain~

Cabby bashed n robbed my fren's dad!!!!

YES I REPEAT

Cabby bashed n robbed my fren's dad!!!!

My fren's dad went for his usual drinking session with his buds and when he got drunk and hop on a cab, the cabby send him to somewhere deserted... Dragged him out of the cab, gave him a thrashing and took his mobile~

Its lky WTF!!! My fren's dad is already so drunk tt theres no way for him to defend himself... If the cabby is so despo for a fone den just tk n go la... Whats with the blows~ Tis just show how some man-kind can be such brainsick!

You tink cabby can send you back home safely late at nite?? TINK AGAIN!

But with the fact tt its the only transport after mid, theres really not much choice... So in future after gettin on a cab, give a call to someone telling them the carplate number yah...

Better to be SAFE DEN SORRY !!!

Shokudo Japanese Food Bazaar

Went for dinner with Jer n Ron at Shokudo today... its the first time there n i believe many of u nv try it before so blog a little on it yah...

Its a japanese eatery with Marche's concept... The food there is fine.
My favourite will be the omelette! Its a must try!!! it melts in the mouth!!! (my way of saying its so good tt theres no words to describe)
didnt get to try the desserts as we were all too bloated... But who cares abt the desserts there when ive got "homemade" ones waitin for me -_-

Oh and thz to ronnie, i got the meal at 0 cost and tts the best part of ones life... hving to eat free nice food!!! but anyway he paid abt $60 plus for the 3 of us so considered worth it...